I am Mr. Spooky Scary Bathroom Man.
The acoustics can and do vary from restroom to restroom.
Some are marred by the relentless buzz of fluorescent lights.
Others bleed in ambient noise from outside the door.
Still others have excessive reverb and echo from poorly-planned tiling.
Yet each place makes the day's particular Symphony unique, and shapes the aural experience.
A flushing toilet with excessive reverb can become quite Wagnerian in scope.
A woman's zipper against the fluorescent light buzz can create a tonality worthy of Stravinsky.
Come, my ladies! Proudly play your Trumpets!
I am Laslo.