The Japanese Tea Girl in Knee-High Socks and Mr. Laslo.
"Would you like Tea, Mr. Laslo?"
"I would like tea very much."
"Would you like tea-tea or Shimmy-Shimmy tea?"
"Shimmy-Shimmy tea, I think."
"Would you like me to keep on my Knee-High Socks when we have Shimmy Shimmy Tea?"
"Yes, I believe I would."
"Would you like me to put my hair into pig-tails when we have Shimmy-Shimmy Tea?"
"Sure, yeah. Okay."
"Would you like me to have my girlfriend join us in Shimmy-Shimmy Tea?"
"Not like THAT, Mr. Laslo. She is a girl who is my friend, and we can all have Shimmy-Shimmy Tea together. She wears knee-high socks, too."
"That sounds wonderful, yes."
"Now meet Kira. Together we serve you Shimmy-Shimmy Tea."
"Uh... This is just a cup of tea...."
"Is it not to your liking, Mr. Laslo?"
"I was just expecting something a bit... more."
"Ohhhh, Mr. Laslo! We not that kind of girls!"
"Then what makes it Shimmy-Shimmy Tea?"
"The addition of palpable Sexual Frustration."
"That costs extra?"
"That is the cost of Everything, Mr. Laslo: that is the cost of Everything..."
I am Laslo.