Monday, April 4, 2016

If I run an extra two miles I can treat myself to a Latte.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

It's not that I don't like Hillary.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

She's a woman, I'm a woman.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

A woman President would be Important.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

My Boss HATES Hillary.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It'd be fun to see her win, just to watch his misery.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

But Hillary reminds me of my Mother.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

She just keeps harping about things.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'm like "Mom, OK, let it go, Okay?"

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I love my Mom, but...

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If Bernie got rid of my college debts I could afford a new car.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I think I'd get an Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Au Audi would MEAN something.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Mom would have to respect that.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

No she wouldn't.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If I run an extra two miles I can treat myself to a Latte.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I won't even have to feel bad about it.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I know I'd feel bad about it.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'd really like an Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.



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