Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
That guy is staring at my ass again.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
He just keeps staring: it's creepy.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
It's almost 'rapist-creepy', I think.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
What if he WAS some kind of violent pervert?
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I'd be saying "I knew it. I knew he was that type."
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I'd tell the Police that he just stood there and stared at my ass, for -- like -- an hour.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Sure: keep looking at my butt, asshole. I'm on to you.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Maybe he has a gun. Maybe he has a gun and follows me home and breaks in.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
And he says: "You are The One for Me. You have been Destined to be Mine."
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
And then he forces a Kiss upon me.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
But it is strangely gentle, almost tender.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I never noticed just how blue his eyes were.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I wonder if he drives an Audi.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I am Laslo.
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