Yeah, you're pretty and smart, Megyn: we get it.

Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

Donald Trump is a Dick.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I hate how treats women.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

We deserve better.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Except I don't like that Bitch on Fox News, either.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Yeah, you're pretty and smart, Megyn: we get it.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I hate women like that. Get over yourself.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Trump's wife is Hot, though.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I wonder how far SHE runs on the treadmill.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Maybe I run the same amount as her. That'd be cool.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

But she probably doesn't then get a Mocha.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I hate myself when I get that Mocha.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

When Bernie gets rid of my college debt I'm gonna get that Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'll drive my Audi through the Starbuck's drive-thru and just get a Water.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Oh! Wouldn't that be sweet if the Audi was a convertible?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Me at Starbucks in an Audi convertible, just getting a Water.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I can be that person.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I am Laslo.