Man, I've pimped them all: girls with a club foot, girls covered in splotchy-ass birthmarks, girls with goiters. You'd be surprised how often a dude will fuck anything if the price is right, and that's my job, I make sure the price is right in a tight market. That club foot ain't such a big deal when you only have a Ten in your wallet, you know what I'm saying...?
The guys who go for the girls with goiters, though: I can't figure that shit out. One guy used to love rubbing his cock all on my goiter-girl's goiter, he'd rub and rub then jizz all over that lump. Turns out his mother had a goiter, too: some white folk are sick like that...
I don't do amputees, though: I leave that to the specialists. I did have a girl with six fingers for a while, though: a lot of the hand-job dudes liked her a lot -- said the extra finger made all the difference. Me, it kinda freaked me out, that extra finger all stuck out like that, but money is money, you feel me...?
Shit: then the bitch got all tweaked out on meth and cut it off with a steak knife and tried to sell it to a customer in a used sandwich baggie with like left-over mayonnaise and shit: obviously I then had to kick the bitch to the curb. After I got my cut on the finger deal, of course: a pimp keeps pimping, you hear me?
I am Laslo.