Sunday, April 3, 2016

If Bernie got rid of my college debts I could live a better life.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

I don't get Donald Trump.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I Hate Donald trump.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

He only gets beautiful women because he is rich.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

That new Bitch in the Front Office would fuck him.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

She would ASS-Fuck him.

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For the Money.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Rich People always think they can fuck someone in the ass because they have money.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I don't get people who don't support Bernie.

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He's like who I wish my Father was, If my Father was Cool like That.

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Without all that Guilt and Pressure. I get it, Dad: you helped pay for my College. I get it, alright?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If Bernie got rid of my college debts I could afford a new car.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

A NICE new car. Like a Volkswagen or maybe an Audi.

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If Bernie got rid of my college debts I could live a better life.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I wouldn't have to have a room-mate.

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I Hate my room-mate.

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Fucking Bitch.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If Bernie got rid of my college debts I could live a better life.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.



1 comment:

  1. I like this Laslo fellow. Keep posting here, else I'd miss most of em on althouse.

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