Tuesday, April 12, 2016

He drove a Kia, for God's sake.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

That was embarrassing.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I mean, I didn't even like the guy that much.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I just figured I'd give him a blow-job, because: free dinner.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And then the asshole didn't even get it up.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Said he had to be to work early in the morning.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It couldn't have been me.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Maybe he had too much to drink.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Maybe he just has a dead dick.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

But if you have a dead dick why would you even bother taking a girl out to dinner?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It couldn't have been me.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I didn't even want to give him the blow-job, anyway.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I've given plenty of blow-jobs, and the guys seemed to like them.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

What a dick.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

He drove a Kia, for God's sake.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I give good blow-jobs.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.




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