Sunday, April 17, 2016

I want to key my boss's Land Rover.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

I don't see why people get all upset about Socialism.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

There's no reason things can't be shared more fairly.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I work hard. I deserve more for working hard.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I mean, I should at least be able to get an Audi for all I do.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

My boss just bought a new Land Rover, yet he won't give me a raise.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Leather seats, the works.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I don't see how asking him to share is a bad thing.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Why is it that only Bernie understands this?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

My college debt helped the Economy. Why don't I get any credit for that?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Fucking Wall Street.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Bernie would get rid of my college debt.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I want to key my boss's Land Rover.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Scratch "Bernie 2016" on the door.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Maybe then he would see why he is wrong.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Under Socialism I'd probably get a better job. I could afford to work for a no-profit.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'm tired of working to make other people money.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

We just need that bitch Hillary to get out of Bernie's way.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I don't see why people get all upset about Socialism.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.



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