To be discreet, I will just mention that it took place in a bar and starred Ted Danson...

Nikki Femme, Transsexual Hollywood Escort...

With the Hollywood Scientologists it isn't only the men who use my services...

There is an actress who was on a popular show in the Eighties -- to be discreet, I will just mention that it took place in a bar and starred Ted Danson -- and she is one of my regulars...

Sometimes we have sex, but often she just wants to talk about her life. She has put on a lot of weight over the years, and doesn't want to be judged by men on her looks, so she feels more comfortable with a transsexual ramming her cock into her vagina...

She has been terribly conflicted, lately. She is a Level Seven Operating Thetan -- I'm not sure what that means, but she says it means she should be able to have immunity from physical ailment, psychic abilities, super intelligence, telekinesis and mind control. She says she has all of this, but still just keeps getting fatter...

This makes her sad, which makes her eat more. Me, I don't understand it: if I had all of those superpowers I would be feeling pretty good with myself, but then I've never had a weight problem -- I have always been svelte, even without Scientology...

I am Laslo.