Some of the Hair Rules of an Eighties Hair Band:
1. Limp hair is for Heavy Metal.
2. Wherever possible stand by a fan to blow through your locks.
3. The drummer cannot have Bigger Hair than the singer.
4. The bassist cannot have Bigger Hair than the lead guitarist.
5. Never let the Girl in the Music Video have better hair than you do.
6. Always have better hair than the opening band.
7. If you are the opening band ignore number 6.
8. Run hands through hair when performing a Power Ballad. If there is too much Aqua Net for your fingers to get through your hair successfully then simply run your hands OVER your hair.
9: There is never too much Aqua Net.
10. Only date girls who use Aqua Net. That way you don't have to buy your own.
11. Because all Hair Metal lists go to Eleven.
I am Laslo.