Sunday, February 26, 2017

Sure, some of these things leave me out-of-breath quickly, but just let me sit for a moment, I'll be fine, I have my inhaler...

 Melody Greer, Proud Fat Chick...

If men don't want me because I'm fat, that's just fine by me: they don't know what they're missing. Me, I enjoy Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, and I'm definitely not into yoga. I'd also love to make love at midnight in the dunes of the Cape...

Sure, some of these things leave me out-of-breath quickly, but just let me sit for a moment, I'll be fine, I have my inhaler...

I also don't mind anal sex. In fact, it's probably easier: when I'm on my knees and spreading my ample butt cheeks apart it is easier to reach my anus than my vagina. Unless the guy has a really long cock. I like guys with really long cocks...

Sure, sometimes I'll eat the guy's Ice Cream at two in the morning, but you can always buy more ice cream: togetherness is about compromise. Like, I bring my own Viagra for the guy in case he has problems getting it up when I'm naked...

And -- yes -- I CAN do a successful job of wiping my ass effectively: I know some Fat Chicks have problems with that, but I have a sponge on a stick, it does the job just fine...

Would i mind losing weight? Of course not, as long as I could still eat everything I like eating, in the same proportions. That said, I am Happy with who I am, and I make my Man very happy, when I have one. Because anal sex....


I am Laslo.


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