Sunday, February 26, 2017

Of course, I'm not fat AND hairy, which is kind of gross, but that's not my reason...

Melody Greer, Proud Fat Chick...

I don't like dating really fat men.

I know: you're saying 'who are YOU -- a Fat Chick -- to discriminate against fat men?' I get it: it sounds like hypocrisy, doesn't it...?

It's not like I worry that they are going to eat all my ice cream: I can always buy more ice cream....

It's not like I can't look at a corpulent body: I see mine in the mirror, every day. Of course, I'm not fat AND hairy, which is kind of gross, but that's not my reason...

No, I don't date fat men because it is REALLY difficult for two fat people to have sex together. I mean, he can't see his penis because of his belly, I can't see my vagina because of my thighs: it's REALLY hard to get those items in the same vicinity, naked-wise....

I don't want to be in a relationship where the only sex is awkward blow-jobs, with rolls of sweaty belly above my head like ominous low storm clouds of fat...

So I try to stick to non-fat men, which really reduces my chances, as you can probably figure. People tell me I should lose just a little weight, that I have a pretty face. Pretty face? I haven't seen my real face since I was four years old: since then it has been safely hidden behind vast puffy cheeks and rippling layers of jowls -- I could spend two years losing this weight just to find out my 'true' face is skinny and Ugly as Hell: that would SUCK. Because you can lose Fat, but you can't lose Ugly....

Since I am alone a lot I watch a lot of Porn. Not that tender, feminine 'sensual' chick-porn shit: I want the REAL stuff, I want smeared make-up and positions impossible for a Fat Chick to even contemplate...

Of course, I don't like looking at those thin Porn women with the big plastic breasts that don't flop like pancakes when they lay down, so I mostly watch Male Gay Porn. It's not like the guy getting fucked in the ass is cheating me out of a man -- he's GAY: our selection circles don't overlap...

So, Fat Men: I appreciate what you're trying to do by talking to me, but it ain't going to happen. And Muscular Gay Men: if you ever find that you want to change up the gay dudes on occasion with a Fat Chick, please get in touch...



I am Laslo.


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