Mr. Jones, Diversity Seminar Instructor, meets with a High School Class:
"Kids, I am Mr. Jones, and I am here to help you better understand Diversity. Stop rolling your eyes, this shouldn't be too painful: after all, you're not nearly as racist as your parents, probably...
Now, you all are young, and all in love with yourselves: that's OK, you have time to get old and self-loathing later. But part of this love: you just have to share it with your friends, right? And what better way than to take a photo of your junk on your cellphone and send it to them...
Now this is for the white boys: have you ever sent that photo of your junk to a Black Girl? I know you send it to all the white ones, but there aren't any Black Girls on that Distribution, are there? And I mean REAL Black Girls, not those latte girls that look white from a distance...
And, white girls: you ever send those topless pics to a Black Brother? Because Black Brothers don't mind looking at white titties -- we can say 'titties', we're all good in here -- but you keep them out of the loop, don't you? Let me guess: you might even be a bit afraid to show those off to a Black Brother, he might get ideas, and then you have a Black Man all looking you over: scary...
And you Black Boys and Girls: I bet you don't send your pictures to the white kids, do you? Maybe because white mommy and daddy might call the Po-Lice on a black kid doing such a thing to their precious little white child...?
I'm not telling you to send naked photos, now -- but I know you will, because you're young and horny, you're bursting at the seams. I'm just asking you to look inside yourselves, and to examine why you only send nude photos to your own race. because if you can't trust one another with your nude photos we will NEVER get to be the Society Martin Luther King Jr. died for...
I am Laslo.
If you are a guy, wouldn't you send your naked picture to a guy. And if you wouldn't, of course, aren't you sexist?
ReplyDeleteThat's the next shoe to drop, going down this path.