Hillbillies on the Porch:
"Whacha whittling there, Deke?
"Well, I think it's a-gonna be a bear, but the stick is skinny, so it'll be a skinny bear."
"I just heard from my cousin Walter."
"That's the one. You know, I think he's a Democrat. He just don't say it in public."
"Well I sure wouldn't go out braggin' about it."
"He says Trump is a clown."
"So what's he gonna do -- vote for that Hillary witch?"
"I'm thinkin' he just might."
"She's gonna try and take our guns, you know."
"That is why it is important for us to get a Conservative on the Supreme Court. Our First Amendment rights need to be respected."
"Uh, I thinks it's the Second Amendment."
"That one too, sure, but I consider my guns to be Freedom of Speech, if you hear what I'm-a sayin'.
"Damn straight. The Founding Fathers got it right the First Time."
"Women: why are they always tryin' to muck things up?"
"I think it's 'cause they want free birth control. I read that somewhere."
"What a World. Free birth control and no guns. We might as well be France."
"Amen, brother: Amen."
I am Laslo.