Sisero Wong, Strip-Club Bouncer.
Yeah, I'm half-Chinese. What the fuck does that matter?
I notice it: at the strip-club all the white people keep an eye on me, because they can't figure out why there is a Chinese bouncer. Like: they're not somehow in ChinaTown, right?
It seems to make them uncomfortable: Dude -- Yakuza are NOT Chinese. My family don't work at a fuckin' Pho restaurant.
When they're watching a stripper grind her Wonder-Bread ham sandwich in their face a white bouncer is easier to ignore. The Chinese bouncer: he's looking at you. That Inscrutable Shit.
Fuckers, I was born in America. There ain't no Gong that hits every time I walk in the room.
Get your shit together, white people. Keep your dick in your pants, pay the Naked Lady a few dollars and everything will be just fine...
I am Laslo.