Monday, May 9, 2016

I see how some of them stare at my ass when they think I'm not looking.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

Tuesday the boss and the executives and all the male salesmen are going out to play golf.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Of course none of the office women were invited.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

So no doubt we'll all go out to lunch together and bitch about it.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

All the men in their expensive cars and their expensive golf clubs.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I wouldn't want to go, but it'd be nice to be invited.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Instead I'll be with all the women bitching how unfair it is.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It sucks either way.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

After golf all the men will no doubt go out for drinks.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

They'll probably talk about which girls in the office they want to fuck.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I see how some of them stare at my ass when they think I'm not looking.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Then on Wednesday they'll be at the office all 'buddy-buddy'. Calling each other 'Bro' and shit.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It sucks. I hate golf.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

But I'd learn to play golf if it got me an Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.



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