If I can't have an Audi at least I can have nice clothes.

Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

I shouldn't have got that new credit card.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I didn't need a new credit card.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I can barely pay on the ones I have.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

But it was such a good deal.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I got 10% off that first purchase.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I love my new outfit.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I needed a new outfit.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I feel better in nice clothes.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I work better when I wear nice clothes.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It's like an investment.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

An investment in myself.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If I can't have an Audi at least I can have nice clothes.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I can just make the minimum payment.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'll be fine.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'll be fine.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I really want a Mocha.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I am Laslo.

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