Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
Trump certainly likes the attractive women.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Maybe that's sexist. Seems like it should be.
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But I'm here on a treadmill ensuring that my ass and legs will be the kind men will look twice at.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
And that's kinda empowering.
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I'm not self unaware.
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Why shouldn't good-looking women get the attention of rich guys?
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Am I supposed to feel sorry for some woman eating a pint of ice cream and watching "Girls" slumped on the couch while I'm giving it all I got at the gym, everyday of the week?
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Some women just need to get off their ass.
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I hear he pays his women well.
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I bet a lot of the women he employs drive Audis.
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Trump might look at the effort and attention I put into my body and think: "I bet she could put that effort and attention into a job I give her."
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My ass says a lot about me. Fat girls don't understand this.
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I do it for me, though.
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Certainly not for that creep in the corner who keeps staring at my ass.
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Go ahead and stare at my ass, asshole. My ass has higher expectations.
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I'm not even going to get a Mocha afterward.
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Trump would appreciate that dedication.
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I need to meet a rich guy.
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I am Laslo.
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