Thursday, June 16, 2016

"It just seems like everything comes down to Ass, Dad."

"Dad, now that you're Gay will you still come to Church with Mom and me?"

"Lance...  I have started going to another church that is more...  'friendly' to Gays."

"But Mom says the Bible says Hate the Sin, Love the Sinner. Why can't you go to OUR Church like you used to?"

"That's a good question, son. I'm just more comfortable at the new church I am attending."

"But what does the Pastor say?"

"Well, at my new church the Pastor is Gay, We have pasta and talk on Wednesdays."

"So do you and Mom now believe in different Gods?"

"No, Lance. We believe in the same God, I just believe in that God when he isn't so judgmental."

"So which version of God should I follow?"

"Son, that is for you to decide. Just keep in mind that your Mom's God can get angry about things, that's all."

"I don't want a God that is mad at me: I masturbate to Porn."

"God forgives you, my son."

"Which God, Dad? Yours or Mom's?"

"Your Mom's God doesn't like Porn, I think. I think he thinks it's demeaning."

"Demeaning? Didn't the girls get paid for it?"

"I believe they did, son."

"I don't get it, Dad. Didn't they get paid to get filmed having a cock shoved in their ass?"

"I think they did, son."

"So: gay men and porn stars: is God upset about the Ass?"


"Because then can't we just say God doesn't want any cock in an ass, no matter what sex everyone is?"

"I don't think that is God's main Message..."

"It just seems like everything comes down to Ass, Dad."

"Maybe it does, Lance: maybe it does..."

I am Laslo.

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