Wednesday, June 1, 2016

It's a shame about Adele.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

I like Adele.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Except she's kinda fat.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

She's talented, though.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It's a shame she's fat.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

You'd think if you were that talented you'd make your body look good to go with it.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If I was a star, I'd keep my body Tight.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Paparazzi would take photos of me, and I'd always look good.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'd work out even harder.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'd wear Designer Clothes, just like Gwen Stefani.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Gwen Stefani is talented, and she's not fat.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Gwen Stefani is Tight.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It's a shame Adele doesn't spend more time on herself.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If I was a star I'd have pictures taken of me in my Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I could probably afford an even better car, but I think I'd stick with the Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Keep it real.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It's a shame about Adele.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.



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