Monday, June 20, 2016

Then they would come groveling to me, asking me to come back, please....


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

What if I took a vacation, they fired me, then realized they made a HUGE mistake?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

They thought they could get by without me, but they were wrong.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Serves them right.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

What I do is Important.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Then they would come groveling to me, asking me to come back, please....

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Then we would talk about a raise.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

A BIG raise.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Big enough so I could lease an Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

That would show them.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And the first thing I would do after they hired me back with my big raise?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'd take a vacation.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.



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