Where Baby Names lead...

In fifteen years we will know which of these names will be associated with Hot Girls but we are Not Allowed to Notice.

In sixteen years we will know which of these names will be associated with Hot Girls who Have given their First Blow-Job.

In seventeen years we will know which of these names is still viable as names for the new Babies of seventeen-year-old girls.

In eighteen years we will know which of these names will be associated with Strippers.

In nineteen years we will know which of these names will be associated with Hookers.

In twenty years we will know which of these names will be associated with students of Lesbian Studies. Or Meth Addicts. Either.

In twenty-one years we will know which of these names is associated with That Girl at the Bar Who Always Gets Drunk and Goes Home with Questionable Men.

In twenty-two years we will know which of these names is associated with the Girls who dropped out of Lesbian Studies and became a Barista with $60,000 in College Debt.

In twenty-three years we will know which of these names is associated with the Girls who dropped out of Lesbian Studies and became Strippers.

Not much else happens in years twenty-four to twenty-nine. Maybe trailer parks.

In thirty years we will know which of these names will be associated with Lives Alone with her Cat.

In fifty years we will know which names are associated with the Kind Aunt that Lives Alone with her Cats, Plural.

After fifty-one years we will not be thinking about these women much at all, because: Society.


I am Laslo.


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