Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
I don't understand how Gwen Stefani's ex-husband could've cheated on her.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
She's so talented.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
And Tight. Her body is smokin' hot.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
You KNOW she looks good naked.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Who would cheat on THAT?
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Asshole.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I don't know; maybe she has a weird nipple or something.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
She doesn't act like a girl with a weird nipple.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
There's no way she has a weird nipple. She's obviously perfect.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I don't understand how any guy could cheat on her.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Maybe she didn't give blow-jobs.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
That can't be it.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I wish I was as Tight as Gwen Stefani.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
No mocha after the gym tonight.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I am Laslo.
https://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/06/i-want-to-tell-that-lady-as-well-can.html
I was in rush hour traffic two days ago. I came up to an Audi. The driver was a middle aged man, not a girl with a pony tail.
ReplyDeleteI felt cheated, in a way.