Saturday, June 25, 2016

That's really, really, really not my problem.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

A Salesman I work with has the annoying habit of repeating 'really' three times when he wants something.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

He doesn't need the paperwork: he "really, really, really needs the paperwork."

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

He "really, really, really needs that analysis now."

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

He "really, really, really needs a cup of coffee."

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I get it. You're in a hurry. You need things fast.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

That's really, really, really not my problem.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

You should really, really, really have got on that earlier.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And I'd really, really, really like it if you'd stop staring at my tits.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And, yes, I have a really, really, really fine ass.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And you're never, never, NEVER gonna get to touch it.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I really, really, REALLY want an Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.



1 comment: