Saturday, January 30, 2016

"Wow! To say you got your Herpes from Megyn Kelly! That would be GREAT!"


"My God! You look just like Megyn Kelly!"

"That's because I AM Megyn Kelly."

"Wow! When I called the Escort Service I asked for a classy-looking blonde, but I never would have expected YOU to show up at my hotel room!"

"Am I not a classy-looking blonde?"

"Oh, you are classy, all right! The classiest! But you already have a real job, as a respected Journalist. I never imagined that you could also be a.. a..."

"A classy-looking blonde escort whore?"

"Yeah!"

"Being a journalist feeds my intellectual needs, but there is a part of me that just wants to be wanted solely for my looks and my finely-honed sexual abilities."

"I watch your show all the time, and I HAVE wondered about your sexual abilities. You seem very limber."

"That's very kind. It's hard, being a good-looking female broadcaster. Everyone thinks you are just a Bimbo."

"Yeah..."

"Look, I get it: Fox News may pay me so that THEY can make money on my looks, but when I moonlight as a Whore, I am Free, Free to make my OWN money on my looks, on my OWN terms. I am no longer a News Bimbo, I am an Empowered Entrepreneur. Plus, I just like to suck cock."

"That's sure some smart talk, there."

"Speaking of terms, I start at Five-Hundred for a half-hour, so we might want to get started."

"Do I have to wear a condom?"

"Well, I'm okay without it, but I DO have serious Herpes."

"Wow! To say you got your Herpes from Megyn Kelly! That would be GREAT!"

"Yeah... So tell me what you would like, Dirty Boy."

"Ummm... do you do anal?"

"So you want a 'Bill O'Reilly'?"

"Huh?"

"Bill O'Reilly. He's a big anal freak. Everyone at Fox knows that. Dildos, cucumbers: all of it. In fact, most of the men at Fox are anal freaks."

"Even Shepard Smith?"

"No, not him. He's a 'Golden Showers' guy. And, no, I don't do that: but I hear Greta does..."


I am Laslo.



2 comments:

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