I admit: I am not reading Althouse as obsessively as I had before.
Which was obsessively: I am an obsessive person. I do obsessive things.
But -- that said -- I am tired of Trump and Hillary. There is nothing new to add: everything just becomes that past thing I read that reminded me of the thing I read prior to that -- insert Infinity here.
So I thought: What Was It Like a Year Ago Today? Surely there were bathroom-gender wars and cake decorations and the like, freeing us from these numbing Politics...
So...
Althouse August 23, 2015:
"But if gender were nothing more than a social convention, why was it necessary for Caitlyn Jenner to undergo facial surgeries, take hormones and remove her body hair?"
GOOD SO FAR!
"2 very different interviews about Hillary Clinton's email troubles, this morning on Fox News Sunday."
UH OH...
"Should socialists support Bernie Sanders?"
HUH?
"As Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush get more testy, Donald Trump gets more chesty."
WHAT? JEB? FUCK ME!
"Jeb Bush has a Photoshopped photo for an ad which gives him a black left hand and much different looking body. Jeb just can’t get it right!"
JEB AGAIN?! WE WERE TALKING ABOUT JEB THEN? JEB?!?! AWWW FUCK..."
"Last night, I had a dream about Hillary Clinton."
AND NOW WE ARE BACK..."
Not a Gay Cake in a Transsexual Bathroom anywhere.
It has been like this for a Year?
Really?
Please, Althouse: do a post on Steve Buscemi. I don't care if the news is ten years old, please just give me his awful wonderful smile in a picture that I can wake up to...
I am Laslo.
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