Socially Awkward Guy Who Makes No Eye Contact says:
I never, never, would want to fuck a baby. I know that is wrong. But fucking a robot baby: who does that hurt?
I mean, I'm not sure I'd even want to fuck a robot baby, I'm just thinking out loud here in the corner.
I wonder how you would hold the robot baby. Maybe just lay it on the futon and hold its head, I'm thinking.
Maybe I could just rent one.
But then when I return it the Guy at the Counter would probably look at me funny and say "Sir! This baby has been fucked!"
Maybe I'd say "It was that way when I got it."
Maybe that would work.
"Sir, that is not true."
"Yes, yes it is. You rented me a pre-fucked robot baby, and I'm here to complain."
I bet he would just want me to leave.
Everyone wants me to leave.
No one likes me.
Like no one else thinks these things.
I am Laslo.