From the Fauxhaus Blog:
Riley Steele. I'm sure the name might mean something to a few of you out there: it's OK -- your Secret is safe with me...
For those pretending to not know who she is, Riley is an authentically Hot Porn Star. Who doesn't do anal. Except.
She has now released several 'private' Home Videos of her getting pounded in the ass. Yes: she leaked them herself, so you don't have to feel guilty about any of that Invasion of Privacy moral dilemma shit...
A few observations...
1. What the Fuck is with the Guy fucking her and holding the camera? We get it: you're fucking Riley Steele in the ass. She has a nice ass. But would it hurt to show her face more than just a few fleeting moments? She has a pretty face: would it hurt to show some reminders of who the ass belongs to? The constant close-up camerawork renders the video practically anonymous. That said, the dude is SERIOUS about his anal sex...
2. Riley sure likes to dress up a lot. Before they have sex you see her in a cheerleader outfit. In another video she is wearing a Schoolgirl Skirt pushed up above her hips. The Chick's got Style...
3. That Room. In one shot she is kneeling before a bare mattress, and there is all kinds of junk and discarded debris on the floor. Like: everywhere. That ain't Glamour, that's Embarrassing. Some quotes from a Reddit Thread (with NSFW GIF, I'll let you find it on your own) on this:
"That floor is disgusting."
"Very sexy woman - but goddamn disgustingly dirty room."
"Nothing like getting fucked in a crack den I guess..."
"Hopefully they use the money she earned to hire a maid."
"Clean up your room! No way I'd get wet when I have popcorn kernels digging into my knees."
I think you get the idea.
4. Viral Marketing. When an Authentic Hot Chick shows up on the scene there is Great excitement. She is having sex! And she is Authentically Hot! Then the anticipation begins: "when is she going to do anal? Will her NEXT video finally be the one where she does anal?"
Then the realization sinks in: she is one of Those. 'Those' being the Authentically Hot porn stars who DON'T do anal. "Oh: she's too GOOD for anal." And then the audience goes off in search of the Next Hot Girl.
What is an Authentically Hot Girl supposed to do to stay popular? Break down and give them what they want? But they have invested so much Credibility into the "I don't do anal" and to change is to imply Surrender of Porn Integrity. But Riley: she figured it out.
She won't do anal in a 'real' porn video. But she WILL leak her own home videos of her having anal sex. The circle, squared. She is popular, again. AND it is even better: there is a sense of Intimacy now (despite the camera dude's close-up obsession). These were filmed with her, privately -- and she is now inviting you to Look. Well played, Riley: well played...
And now, back to Point Number 2: was she REALLY dressing up for just the two of them? Or did she know that she planned on leaking them, and dressed for THAT audience? Only she would know: cagey, that Girl...
But this comment isn't about anal sex porn. That is just the example of how Viral Marketing can be used to subvert a Persona, with the Persona's own permission. It is about The Brand: Give Them What They Want, but NOT by Playing The Game. It is practically a Shared Secret, and people like being in on Secrets...
I am sure major Advertising Firms are -- right now -- studying this Case History closely. Expect variations to appear with Mainstream Celebrities in Advertising: the 'Private' world of, say, LeBron James and Sprite. Maybe ketchup products. Ketchup has a lot in common with anal sex, but I'll leave that for another post...
Finally, back to Point Number Three: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT ROOM? I don't know: maybe Scott Adams could explain the reasoning for her showing that....
Time for Poll:
What do you think about Riley Steele and Vital Marketing?
1. I have no idea who Riley Steele is.
2. Sure, I like Riley: I've masturbated to her on more than a few occasions. But I will only admit this anonymously. Of course.
3. Riley is only Exploiting herself. This is NOT Feminism.
4. Riley is Exploiting herself. I LIKE this kind of Feminism.
5. Riley has done anal sex? Really? Did you say Reddit?
6. What does Ketchup have to do with anal sex, anyway?
I am Laslo.
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