Sunday, March 19, 2017

Because, if they stay in porn long enough, they will eventually do a scene with three black men. With anal.

From the Fauxhaus Blog:


"Endangers their health"?

Off the top of my head I would think girl-on-girl action is the Safest of the Safe Sex, and this is even if you toss in girl-on-girl pegging (provided that the 'peg' is properly cleaned between usages). But the real question here is: how many of these girls will grow up to be Porn Stars?

It is no secret that many of the female pornstars identify as bisexual. Ash Hollywood: "I had a girlfriend before I had a boyfriend." It is easy to imagine that early lesbian experiences can lead some to lesbian lifestyles. But is early lesbian experience also a Gateway to fucking men (and women) on film?

Does the early flirtation with lesbianism stem from the cocktail (yes, there is 'cock' in 'cocktail') of rebellion and Daddy Issues? Is then becoming a Porn Star the Ultimate Rebellion against Daddy? As I have so eloquently put it before:

"Daddy's Little Girl is Not a Little Girl Anymore! I Can Do What I Want With My Body! It's My Body and You Can't Stop Me, Daddy! Like that, followed by a bout of hysterical crying and a runny nose."

I realize that, for some, their daughter becoming a Porn Star might not be the "Ultimate" rebellion: that may be, say, marrying a Jew. But Trump's daughter married a Jew, and he was fine with that. Not sure what he would think if Ivanka was a Porn Star, though, although I would've liked to have seen that possibility. And -- in that alternate world -- is it Rebellion against the parents for a Jewish Male to marry a Shiksa Porn Star that looked like Ivanka?

Still, some minor scissoring among teenage girls is not the End of the Republic, even if they film it with their iPhone. But that DOES bring up the question: do iPhones cause people to be more Exhibishionist?

Time for a Poll:

What is the Ultimate Rebellion a daughter can do against Daddy?

1. Become a Porn Star, of course. No Father wants to see his little girl banged by three black men simultaneously. Because, if they stay in porn long enough, they will eventually do a scene with three black men. With anal.

2. Marry a Jew. I'm not a Nazi or anything, I just don't want my grandchildren to deny Christ and Burn in Hell.

3. Marry a Black Man. I'm not racist or nothing, I'm just concerned about the safety of her Vagina. Because black men have big cocks.

3. Become a Stripper. Because once the guys in the Office know that your Daughter is a stripper they will make a point to frequent that Strip Club, the bastards. I don't like my co-workers getting lap-dances from my Little Girl.

4. There is no Ultimate Rebellion. I expect my Daughter to test boundaries on the way to becoming a mature, sensible woman.

5. If my Daughter became a Porn Star or a Stripper I sure hope she would bring over her female friends. If she married a Black or a Jew I sure hope they act really White.



I am Laslo.


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