"I bet Tom Brady only gets anal when he wins a Super Bowl. "
"Tommy! My Tommy! You did it! You won the Super Ball!"
"Uh, that's "Super Bowl", Gisele."
"Yes, yes: Super Bowl. The American Football. Yes."
"And, by winning the Super Bowl, you know what THAT means, Gisele?"
"Yes! We go to the Disneyland and you get the anal!"
"That's right. I train hard all year for this moment."
"If I was to win the Super Bowl of Super Models, would I get to give YOU the anal?"
"You don't have a penis, Gisele."
"But I am a Model: I have a lot of gay friends. I would LOVE to watch one of them make love to your asshole."
"I don't think I can do that, Gisele. Shaving my balls for you is about as far as I'm willing to go."
"I bet Aaron Rodgers would do that for me."
"Don't be mean, Gisele: I don't like it when your mean. Plus, Aaron hasn't won a Super Bowl in six years. He might as well be my Bitch."
Okay, then: how about the Eli Manning?"
"Now you're just being hurtful. You know Eli beat me in a Super Bowl. Twice."
"That means I would've had to give the anal to him, right?"
"If you were with him, yes. All winning Super Bowl quarterbacks want anal with a model: it's just a thing we share."
"What do losing quarterbacks do, Tommy?"
"Usually they just get anal from a hooker at a casino and then slap her around some."
"That's not nice, Tommy."
"Football doesn't make for nice men, Gisele."
"You know, Tommy, I have a LOT of Gay Friends that would love to have the sex with you. What is so wrong about you getting your cock sucked by a man? It is just a mouth. Amouth is a mouth, right?"
"I just don't go that way, Gisele. I DO love when YOUR mouth is on my cock, though."
"You do, Tommy?"
"Yeah, Gisele: it keeps you from talking so damned much..."
I am Laslo.