Boink away AFTER everyone's gone home. Tell the wife you'll be late for dinner, that's all.

Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

Ewww.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

At the office today I went into the Ladies' restroom, and then: Ewww.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Two people were having sex in one of the stalls.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I left right away, but I recognized the shoes.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

The red pumps were Amanda's. 

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

There was toilet paper stuck to her heel. Ha.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And the loafers were the Vice-President of Sales.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

God, he's gross. Does his wife not tell him about that ear hair? I can't help but stare at it when we're in meetings.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And dude, give it a rest on the comb-over. It's embarrassing.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

The guy has a comb-over and he drives a convertible. THAT is who is trusted to make big decisions for our company. Great.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

But I guess I now know why Amanda can afford an Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And then I had to see them later, and pretend I didn't know anything.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I hate having to do that shit.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

If you're having Secret Sex than keep it a damn Secret, okay?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Boink away AFTER everyone's gone home. Tell the wife you'll be late for dinner, that's all.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

At least don't walk around afterward with your zipper down, right?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It's not like I don't notice him staring at my ass all the time.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Now I know he probably wants to fuck ME in the bathroom.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Ewww.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Not even for an Audi, dude.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Not even for an Audi.


I am Laslo.


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