"Donnie, I found this great movie on the Internet that I'd love to watch with you."
"Uh... Vanessa, that's a Porn Site."
"Yeah... But this video speaks to me. It's not just Porn, it makes a Statement."
"Statement? All I'm seeing is a muscular black man with a black monster cock fucking a petite white woman."
"I KNEW you wouldn't get it."
"Get what? Now the black guy is fucking the little blonde woman in the ass."
"It speaks to Hidden Desires, and the Emotional Complexity of a Relationship, Donnie."
"Huh? She's got one black guy fucking her in the ass, and now she's sucking another black guy's cock. Wait: now the black guys are switching places."
"Exactly! It shows the Interchangeability of Sexual Dynamics!"
"You're seeing all of this in this video? I'm just seeing two black guys ravage a tiny white woman. Wait: now it's three black guys."
"The three black men represent her Id, Ego, and Superego. It's brilliant!"
"Sure, yeah: brilliant. So which one is the Id?"
"The one fucking her in the ass. Obviously."
"You know, I think you just want to watch black men fucking a white woman. Is there something you're trying to tell me?"
"I don't know what you mean."
"Vanessa, do you fantasize about having anal sex with a black man?"
"Of course not, Donnie. You're the only man for me."
"Well, this video is making me uncomfortable. I'm going to go to the Den."
"But you'll miss the best part!"
"And that would be... oh, wait: I see it. They are all shooting their loads on her face. Nice."
"That scene is open to SO many interpretations!"
"Really? I just see a woman with whose face now looks like a glazed donut."
"Okay, okay. How about we watch a film that YOU want to watch...?"
"Uh, Donnie: that girl sucking the man's cock sure looks underage."
"Yeah: it's making a Statement..."
I am Laslo.