"Could Matthew McConaughey sell Colt .45? Would that upset their current target audience?"
Possible McConaughey pitch lines for Colt .45:
"Colt .45: Smooth. And the night ain't getting any younger, Baby Girl."
"Colt .45: Take it from The McConaughey: It makes their clothes fall off."
"Colt .45 says Don't drink and drive. But feel free to use the back seat, if you know what I mean."
"I like the ladies. When I drink Colt .45 I like 'em even better."
"Colt .45: Alright! Not like I need help getting the women out of their panties, though. But it don't hurt."
"Colt .45: Oh yeah! Let's all get mellow and jump in the pool naked."
"Colt .45: I'm not even gonna shave my chest."
I am Laslo.