From the Fauxhaus Blog:
Paris fashion week shows tend to be held at the city's most opulent addresses, grand chandeliered salons dripping with marble and gilt. But new brand Sirloin gave tradition the bum's rush by presenting its debut collection this weekend in one of the French capital's most well-appointed public toilets.
Yes, the obvious response: hasn't High Fashion been going down the Toilet for years now? Let's flush that thought aside for a moment, and look at what might really be being said about Fashion: it is a biological necessity. We are hardwired for the New, and we need new Fashion on a regular basis, like bowel movements. We cannot let Fashion become constipated.
Or perhaps we need to look even closer, for a Universal Truth, and that Truth is: Fashion Models poop. To be precise, they defecate, they urinate, and the bulemic ones vomit. We see them in photographs generally looking pensive, expensive and dour, but do they keep that same facial expression when they are relieving themselves of unfashionable material? Are their legs artfully posed? Is the focus now directed away to the shoes?
Does the Fashion they wear help or hinder the ability to perform bodily functions? Some of the outfits would seem to require some tedious unwrapping before business could be attempted.
Maybe it is just as simple as the Designers say:
"...the collection "focuses on the intellectual questions that every Sirloin girl would ask herself during their brief moments in the toilet".
The thoughts of Sirloin Girls. Where's the beef?
I am Laslo.