Wednesday, March 8, 2017

I know what "A Day Without a Woman" really means, and it means I am not going to be getting a blow-job today...

Alan Allen, College Student with a SJW Girlfriend...

So Jezzy tells me she is not going to her classes today, because of the "A Day Without a Woman" protest. I ask her if that won't adversely affect her studies, but she says that the Day is not about her education, but about the needed education of MEN. I don't ask anymore questions, but -- of course -- she continues to tell me about it, anyway...

Evidently men do not realize women do things. She waits for me to disagree, but I am not falling for it this time. I know what "A Day Without a Woman" really means, and it means I am not going to be getting a blow-job today...

Jezzy tells me it is unfair that some women are so underpaid that they cannot afford to not go to work today: that Patriarchy thing, and the Misogyny of Capitalism. I shrug, and now she is getting visibly upset: she wants me to say SOMETHING so that she can rail against it, but I just tell her I'm going to go to the Library to study -- I have a Science exam in two days...

Jezzy says that Science under-appreciates women and their contributions: for instance, polio would have been stopped by a woman, if they were just given an equal chance. Me -- I'm just glad I don't have to worry about polio, I don't care about the sex of who made this happen...

I gather my books and my laptop, and ask Jezzy what she is going to do today while I'm gone. She tells me there is a March on campus that she is going to attend with her new lesbian friend. I desperately want to ask her how "A Day Without a Woman" works for lesbians, but I think better of it...

I admit it: my only concern with "A Day Without a Woman" is that the hot librarian at the Library might not be there: THAT would suck...



I am Laslo.


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