Here's that photo you accidentally took of the floor of the bar.

Shamebook says...

Remember this from one year ago?

You told your girlfriend you would be home by 10:00pm. But after the strip-club you and your buddies went to the bar and got wasted. Here's that photo you accidentally took of the floor of the bar.

Then you went home at 1:00am, passed out, and, at some point of the evening, you shit the bed.

Remember your girlfriend waking you up in anger, telling you she was Leaving You For Good, You Drunk Lying Asshole?

Remember how you then blew your rent money on strippers for the next month, until you had to move out and go back to living with your parents?

Remember that photo of you in your underwear throwing up in the toilet that your ex-girlfriend posted for all your friends to see?

We will show you THAT photo sometime, when we feel like it.

Thank you for being a member of Shamebook. We will never let you forget.

I am Laslo.

https://althouse.blogspot.com/2017/04/on-not-being-facebooks-you.html