The Ruthless Umlaut says...
Orange Cucks! Big Corporate Fascism, you ignorant Germknödels!
Do you people even have Principles? Of course, being stupid, you're probably thinking now of High School Principals -- if you even went to High School, you Moronic Cucks! I bet it sucked, having to go through Fourth Grade twice!
I have a Brain! You have Baumkuchen! Big Word: Adjective! Big Word: Noun! Or is that too much for you, you Cuck Bienenstichs!
Auf wiedersehen, you Mohrenkopfs!
I am Laslo.