Saturday, April 22, 2017

Now all the White Hipsters be all about the 808, but only 'cause the Black Man showed them how to use it..

Lamar Gonna Set You Straight...

I got bigger things to worry about than "Cultural Appropriation", you feel me? I mean, it would nice and all if White People PAID for stealing the Black Man's shit, but we know that ain't ever going to happen: White People just take what they want, that's how they roll...

But here's the thing: us Black People can come up with New Shit faster than White Folks can steal it. Beyonce always gonna be one step ahead of you. Jay-Z always gonna be one step ahead. The Boys in the Hood will always be rockin' shit you White People never even thought of; that's how WE roll...

See, White People have the money, so they get lazy and just buy the latest shit. Brothers who are broke, we gotta make Shit ourselves. And we're GOOD at it. White People, at least they get this much: shit from the Ghetto is REAL. 

Look at the 808: you White People came up with that, but couldn't do a damn thing with it, so you tossed it off in the trash like you always do. We Brothers find it in the trash, and we make it BOUNCE! Now all the White Hipsters be all about the 808, but only 'cause the Black Man showed them how to use it...

If all us Black People stopped using iPhones and rocked the flip-phone you know what would happen? Damn right: the next iPhone would be a motherfuckin' flip-phone...

So keep biting our shit, White People: you ain't never gonna catch up...

You think you got Problems? Fuck You.



I am Laslo.


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