Do you even read what you write? Do you even know water is wet? Hellen Keller reference! 1792 France reference! You all are ignorant Gugelhupfs!
You people add two plus two and get ass! Eighteenth-Century Mathematician reference! Allusion to Important Book I've read! But that has Big Words, so it probably would only scare you, you morons! Tolstoy Quote! Ha!
Big Word: Adjective! Big Word: Noun! Put THAT under your beds with your jars of urine!