Sunday, April 2, 2017

We use oil and grease. We still respect the Carburetor...

The Patriarchy Men: 

Patriarchy Men do Manly Things. We do not use our Brains to make Word Jello with little pieces of Fruit suspended in it, we us our Brains to tell our hands what to do...

We take things apart, and we put things together. If, after we put it together, it doesn't work, we take it apart again. We use oil and grease. We still respect the Carburetor...

When we go to the Doctor we WILL need an X-Ray, because something WILL be broken. Otherwise, doctors are for chicks and children...

Patriarchy Men have little patience for Little Men. Little Men whine and need help with their self-esteem: Patriarchy Men know that self-esteem is what they teach little girls in school because they are not good at math. Patriarchy Men know the Important Math: Horsepower, Torque and Fuck Metric...

Patriarchy Men do not complain that Other Men make them feel Inferior: That Is A Chick Thing. Chick Things are for chicks. And Little Men. Losing a fight does not make you Inferior: it just means someone kicked your ass this time. It happens. Pay Respect where respect is due. But you sure as hell don't go bitching about it...

Patriarchy Men do not necessarily agree with this whole Transgender Thing, but have more respect for a Man who wants to be a woman than a Little Man who just acts like one. Really, the main problem with Transgenders is when they are hookers that act like a woman, but then you find the balls and cock: stop that shit and Live and Let Live...

And a Patriarchy Men is not afraid to say:

"DADDY SAYS FIX ME A SANDWICH!"



I am Laslo.


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