Sunday, April 16, 2017

So even though I knew I shouldn't masturbate on Easter, I did that, too...

Socially Awkward Guy Who Makes No Eye Contact says:

I'm not very religious, but I was born Catholic and still think of Jesus on Christmas and Easter. Christmas and Easter are hard days for me: I try not to think about peeing on girls -- it just seems wrong to think such things on these occasions, you know? -- but I can't help it. A day doesn't go by without me thinking about peeing on a girl, it's just who I am...

So I decided that at least I wouldn't watch any girls-being-peed-upon videos on the internet -- it's just one day, after all -- but I kinda failed at that one, too. I feel ashamed, like Jesus was watching me and shaking his head. But there was a new video with this girl who looked A LOT like the Girl With The Blue Hair Who Works At McDonald's -- what a Find! So even though I knew I shouldn't masturbate on Easter, I did that, too...twice...

I wonder what the girl being peed on in the video is doing on this Easter. Is she with Family? Who IS her family? Did her Father pee on her when she was a child? Maybe she's Jewish, and Easter means nothing to her. And if she IS Jewish, then watching her getting peed upon on Easter isn't such a Big Deal, really...

I think it would be harder to pee on a Jewish girl, because of those Concentration Camp things: I'm sensitive to that. I don't want someone to think I'm like a Nazi, although I HAVE watched videos of men dressed like Nazis peeing on girls...

Like no one else thinks these things.

I hope the Girl with the Blue Hair is working at McDonalds today.

I am Laslo.


1 comment:

  1. I am beginning to feel a lot of sympathy for socially awkward guy.

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