"But if forced to accept one, it's always a pleasure to have a shortbread."
So basically he is saying if he were to be raped by a cookie he would get some enjoyment if the rapist cookie was shortbread.
That is exactly like a white woman saying that if she was to be raped she hopes it would be a white man with blonde hair who kinda looks like Brad Pitt.
And what white woman doesn't want to be raped, just a little, by Brad Pitt?
It is exactly like that.
Laslo would know where to go from here.
I am The Replacement Laslo.