I want Rwanda to control the Internet:
LWM: Laughing With Machete.
LOLWM: Laughing Out Loud With Machete.
ROTFWM: Rolling on the Floor with Machete.
YMMV: Your Machete May Vary.
NTTIAWWKGWM: Not That There Is Anything Wrong With Killing Gays With a Machete.
Laslo would know where to go from here.
I am The Replacement Laslo.