The Edgy Gay Conservative says:
You know how edgy gay conservative I am? I'm so edgy gay conservative that, in the heat of the moment, giving someone a Dirty Sanchez doesn't even occur to me.
In fact, I find the act to be an expression of self-loathing and degradation.
Being an Edgy Gay Conservative means I am not into self-loathing.
Let the transsexuals give each other all the Dirty Sanchezs they want: I am not a part of that.
Transsexuals and the Dirty Sanchez go together like chocolate and peanut butter. But that is not Reese's on their lips.
I am The Replacement Laslo.