The Guy Who Tries Unsuccessfully to Start Catch-Phrases says:
Althouse, this post is 'Wet With Flavor.'
'Moist' was a funny word for awhile.
HaHa, I hate the word 'moist', people said, sharing a joke in the ether.
But: "Wet With Flavor."
It works regardless of the word you emphasize, or whether you do not emphasize any at all.
WET with flavor.
Wet WITH flavor.
Wet with FLAVOR.
Don't be the one saying it six months from now when the world has already moved on.
I am Laslo.