“Scarface 2: The Vengeance of Marco”
“Marco, how you doing’? Long time, no see.”
“How I’m doing?” How the fuck you think I’m doing’, mang? I was gonna be President, and that puta Trump, he fucked it all up. How the fuck you think I’m doing’?”
“Marco, shit happens. You’ll get another chance.”
“Shit happens? I shit on ’shit happens’, mang. It was MY time, and that orange fucker, he took it from me! If he comes to Miami he is a dead man!”
“Marco, you can’t kill a President…”
“What the fuck you talkin’ about? I’m Cuban, mang — no one tells me what I can’t do. I know people, they kill him for a fish taco.”
“Marco, I worry about you talking like this — it’s dangerous…”
“Dangerous? I’m the one who is dangerous, mang. I’m-a explode with danger! I got danger in my BALLS!”
“Maybe you should drink some water…”
“Drink water? Drink water, mang? You fuckin’ with me? Everyone makes fun of Marco for drinking water on TV, and now you start in on it? You better be careful with me, I got people who’ll chop you into little pieces, mang, I turn you into Ropa Vieja and feed you to the elderly.”
“I meant no offense, Marco. You just have to wait four years, that’s all…”
“Four years is a long time, mang. I’m Cuban, I ain’t got time for four years. Orange Boy, he got something comin’, you hear me? I got a dwarf who’ll take care of this, no problem. He’s small but he knows how to get shit done.”
“A dwarf?”
“Yeah, no one expects it coming from a dwarf, mang. Here, I’ll introduce you: say hello to my little friend…”
I am Laslo.
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