These guys have officially Given Up, but they still want their porn...

Sketchy Guy Who Works at the Adult Bookstore says:

At least eighty percent of the customers I deal with here at the Adult Book Store smell horrible. Not 'I didn't get a chance to shower this morning' bad, but agonizingly, astonishingly horrible...

Look, dudes: for a start, if you are going to chronically masturbate please try changing your underwear more than once a week. Splashing on cheap cologne doesn't hide your stink: you now just smell like chronic masturbation and cheap cologne...

I have had to take money from hands still scaly with encrusted semen; I have been given strangely oily coins. Do you know what it's like to be handed a credit card and notice there is a pubic hair stuck to the guy's thumb? There ain't enough Hand Sanitizer in the world for this shit...

I have seen lube stains smeared on the thighs of pants. I have seen semen stains, piss stains, shit stains -- sometimes all three on the same guy: and no doubt he'll come back in a week wearing the same fucked-up pants. These guys have officially Given Up, but they still want their porn...


Some are actually aware of their stench: I had one guy tell me he smelled bad because his asshole didn't work right anymore; another guy said it was because he was allergic to soap. Most don't seem to notice, though: they have become immune to the ravages of their own personal ecosystem...

When I get home after a shift the first thing I do is take a LONG shower, but sometimes that doesn't even feel like enough: it is like their smell has invaded my pores, and no matter how hard I scrub I have been tainted and the odors are incubating under my skin...

There is a reason why I tell customers the bathroom is Out of Order...

I am Laslo.


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