Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Same with the guys looking for girls fucking in fuzzy animal costumes: you want teddy-bear or rainbow unicorn?

Sketchy Guy Who Works at the Adult Bookstore says:

Occasionally you get the guys in the Store who want to pretend to themselves that they are not watching porn: they want flower-crowned girls in dreamy soft-focus style, blossoming in their sexuality. You know: 'Art'…

They will then watch these films freeze-frame by freeze-frame, sweaty thumb on the remote, vainly searching for a tantalizingly clear glimpse of nipple or pubic hair that isn't blurred into sun-saturated cotton candy. They will watch again and again, convinced they had to have seen something that that they know was never really there: they will finally resign themselves to the idea that seeing the young girl in white panties through the nimbus of yellow flowers was enough…

Shit like this was popular in the Seventies, and I think the bygone-era aspect adds to these guys' fantasies: the girls seemed more innocent then, as opposed to what passes for 'innocence' now. They can pretend that the young sun-bleached blonde girl from the Seventies has never heard of a blow-job, or never seen a monster cock on the internet: THEY can be the one to show them this new world, THEY will be The Teacher, THEIRS is the first cock her wide blue eyes will ever see…

When I see these guys I know one of two things will happen after their purchase: I will never see them in the Store again, or they will be back within six months and perusing the hardcore "Lollipops and Lolitas" section, where the pretense of Innocence ain't worth shit but the picture is clear, the girls are legal, and you finally see the blow-jobs…

So: fifteen-year-old-girls on the cusp of eighteen have been replaced by eighteen-year-olds girls in the charade of fourteen. I had a guy who came in asking if we had any videos of transsexuals posing as schoolgirls; the answer is "of course we do." Same with the guys looking for girls fucking in fuzzy animal costumes: you want teddy-bear or rainbow unicorn? Maybe that is the New Innocence, I don't know: I just work here…

I am Laslo.



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