Sketchy Guy Who Works at the Adult Bookstore says:
Don't know the reason, but we sold more transsexual porn than normal on Thanksgiving: the "Chicks With Dicks" aisle was certainly bustling as we played Christmas music for the start of the Holiday Season...
A lot of the men were fairly well attired and groomed: divorced fathers without their children for the day, I'm thinking. No family to be with, maybe a frozen turkey dinner or chicken pot pie with a beer, and an evening of masturbating to transsexuals with giant boobs and giant cocks. Or even small cocks: there is a whole Tranny sub-genre where the smaller the cock is the better, like a gateway drug to the harder stuff...
Maybe the Holidays makes some people more transgressive in their tastes as a push-back against society-enforced cheer: I don't know, it was just something I thought about while ringing up sales of films from the "Tranny Hoes in Panty Hose" and "Transsexual Babysitters" series...
At least the store didn't make the mistake it made last year, when it ordered large quantities of Thanksgiving-themed porn. No one buys that shit: it was in the bargain bin before the weekend ended. A guy dressed like a grade-school play Pilgrim fucking a girl with a feather in her hair to symbolize her being an Indian, in front of a folding table with a paper tablecloth and a cheap plastic cornucopia on it: like anyone is going to watch THAT again two days later, unless the anal is REALLY good..
One guy DID ask me if the little market down the street sold Cool Whip, so maybe he DID have someplace festive to be, or maybe he just liked to masturbate with Cool Whip: questions like that I don't bother to ask...
I am Laslo.
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